IF God were a man, HE would have created the whole of the universe in a process that would have lasted billions of years.  HE would have told everyone how HE spoke it into existence in a matter of just six twenty-four hour days.  He would have demanded that HIS WORD was to be believed as absolute truth.  IF God were a man, HE would be astounded that no one believed HIM.  HE would then change His story from 6 days to thousands of years, then millions and only when pressured admit the fact that it took billions; IF God were a man. 

 

IF God were a man, he would have created the egg before the chicken so as to confuse the chicken of it’s parentage and create a riddle to mess with the small of mind.

But wait,  IF God were a man, HE would not have had the time to create the whole of the universe.  HE would have been too busy playing his favorite new time-consuming game of trying to create stones too heavy too lift.

Then again, IF God were a man, He would have seen the process and simply laid claim to it, so as to bolster his standing.

IF God were a Man

Thank God, He knows HE is not a man.